Mangled by the baler but still substantial
I have this little video in my head of a big buck resting in the field, eyes half closed, when there's this little <click> POING-POING and the antlers both eject from his head simultaneously. Ha. I do have to wonder what they think when one falls off and the other doesn't for a while. Must be odd to have that weight unbalanced on top of your head.
Fall off?! Your stuff can fall off??
Don't worry girls, it doesn't apply to you.